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Diamond Demotivational Poster


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm

Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)


DIAMONDS -


TAGS: diamonds
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

moooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:17 am
thou shalt not motisteal.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:47 pm
duplicate/ripoff


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


THANK YOU VERY MUCH - I WAS JUST OUT WALKING MY RAT, AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY WAY


TAGS: diamonds are forever james bond
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2012, 10:56 pm
Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.


Diamond in the Rough -


TAGS: diamonds are for ever
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

falloutghoul - August 29, 2013, 8:05 am
Is that Preston Lacy?
MissPriss - August 28, 2013, 6:35 pm
5Lucky gold dig....girl!


HANDS - touchin' hands reachin' out


TAGS: iceman relationship neil diamond
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Swampfox - April 1, 2013, 6:28 pm
It's a Rosy relationship.
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
hope she's handy in the kitchen
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:11 am
On the other hand, it may be a simple case of mistaken identity, i mean, they are twins..right?
coldinjected - July 29, 2011, 8:13 am
I'm sure she is "handsome"
Airman - July 28, 2011, 11:45 am
tee hee
Reality Lord - July 27, 2011, 11:09 pm

beer...yet again..spayed across the monitor.....arggggh. man i gotta hand it to you
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 8:51 pm
At least he didn't make anyone say "Jack Handey" =)
ICEMAN - July 27, 2011, 7:26 pm
Whisky Tango Foxtrot? I see Airman Snuffy is Up and Locked as usual. Don't make come over there & smack you with a BFH. ;)
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 6:14 pm
5weet Caroline!


WOMAN -


TAGS: diamonds and women neener loves em
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Neener

Iconoclast - October 19, 2010, 6:07 pm
Really good. 5 carats.
Neener - October 19, 2010, 5:55 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 5:53 pm

really nice stuff neener. all of it!
suenero - October 19, 2010, 4:08 pm
Finding a flawless is nearly impossible indeed. 5L's


COVER BANDS -


TAGS: appearing nightly in the diamond room
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 8:45 pm
Dammit, LD.... noooooooo!
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 9:27 am
YOU BASTARD!!! I CAN'T GET THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD NOW! AUUUUGGGHHHH!!! Quick! Someone play "You Can Ring My Bell"!!!
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 4:20 pm
Bingo Zed
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2009, 3:28 pm
And now he's ticklin' her fancy Rubbin' her toes Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle
Zed - November 22, 2009, 3:13 pm
Muskrat Love. Good lord, I haven't heard THAT tune since I was a grade-schooler, back in the 70's.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 3:09 pm
Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese!!! 5L


A GOOD WOMAN -


TAGS: woman million billion diamond ring
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 11:03 am
Haha thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:50 am
Pre-nup, boys! We're all blood-thirsty, money hungry batches on divorce day! And before, if you let us get away with it! LOL! That ring would earn you 5 kneeling lions! LOL!
JesusWept - November 21, 2014, 8:32 am
Thanks fellas :)
Thedge - November 21, 2014, 1:04 am
And if you don't pay the lawyers before skipping out of the country. 5
GaryO - November 20, 2014, 3:05 pm
Oh man, so right on


TO GET HER -


TAGS: women diamonds greed relationship blah
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:17 am

works in reverse as well.....think about it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2010, 11:13 am
This actually looks like the ring you gave her....Now I feel bad for stealing it from her and pawning it for beer money (6 pack)
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:27 am
Well I Get It But, I Seriously Dont See Any Relation To Me :) olo
curzondax12 - September 27, 2010, 4:08 am
Took me a minute to get it, but it caught up to me. Nice. Yes i'm a moron.
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:10 pm

this is great.
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:07 pm
Nicely played
forseti - September 26, 2010, 4:28 pm
5 lifetimes
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:22 pm
I'm so happy! "weeping"
agdaniele - September 26, 2010, 12:15 pm
Yes, TTH.... I accept.


DIAMONDS - How much do you want to bet that she has no gag reflex whatsoever?




VIAGRA - Diamonds used to be a gold diggers reward, now they make her earn every penny.




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: culos hearts diamond club spade
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by culos

autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:55 pm
This is perfect! Adding to faves lol
Airman - February 4, 2011, 5:28 pm
that's telling him
culos - February 4, 2011, 4:31 pm
At least we take the time for personal hygiene which can't be said for all of us.....When was the last time you washed the shit out of your tail Moo+???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 4, 2011, 4:10 pm
Don't you two always shave together after you wax each other and shower?
Airman - February 4, 2011, 4:02 pm
2 in the same week. LOL. It's ok C.. we have enough trouble remembering if we shaved this morning.
pieman - February 4, 2011, 3:20 pm
Great minds think alike. 127549


ITS A TRAP - She asked a simple question, does her pants made her butt look bigger. I told her no, it was my eyes. I was wrong again.


TAGS: diamonds fix everything
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 10:23 pm
You see how he has to sit at the other end of the couch to balance it out... that should be her first clue.
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 10:19 pm
I always tell my wife I need a closer look. Once she's within touching distance the answer is "her butt feels the same size it always did".
GreyScorpion - September 2, 2010, 10:12 pm
"nicely", don't forget the "nicely"
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 10:07 pm
Since you're going to get in trouble anyhow, the right answer is "they fit"


R e s o l v e -




NO MATTER WHAT YOU MAY THINK. -




DIAMONDS - Best diet available....




REALITY -




GET THAT ICE -


TAGS: diamonds
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - August 17, 2010, 11:23 pm
I keep trying to tell them that first part.


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: maybe next time we can try a little diamond cut pattern
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm
LMAO...
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm
anyone with devils, jets or giants jerseys on. I'm not even exaggerating. EVERYONE!!! I'm in Beagle hell!!!
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:00 pm
You hush your fingers Bone!! Smater of fact now I've got to wash my eyes out!! Actually it's really strange. South Jersey where she is may as well be Philladelphia. They are ALL Flyers, Eagles and Phillies fans. We go out all the time and never see....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:53 pm
If Nik is a Jersey Girl you would think that she would be a Giants Fan.
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:47 pm
Exit O Baby!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
*hmmm, she is a Jersey Girl* say what!
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:41 pm
MOtel? Never! She belongs in a HOtel!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:38 pm
I would think that Nik was that "Jersey Girl" at the MOtel
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:32 pm
Hard sayin, not Knowing!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:01 pm
Wasn't that the gal at the no-tell-MOtel
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:53 am
No idea on that one, but a cursory search came up with hits on Guernsey Maids.
MO - August 30, 2009, 11:46 am
Where the hell am I getting "jersey maids" though. That's the burning question I've got. The shit that floats around in my head.....wow.
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:28 am
Angus / Charolais "hybrids" will also result in a black and white cow. Typically those cattle are black with white colorings, though.
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 10:33 am
Look at them nice tight straight rows, eH!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:51 am
Holsteins are the proper name for your black and white mooooers. I'm positive that "jersey maids" are the nickname for them to, but can't find anything. Anyone got some mooooore info? Muuler? Muuler?? Anyone?
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:48 am
So I'm still researching Jersey Maid cows. I coulda swore that they were the Black and white ones. Turns out I'm nuckinfutz. So my comment about jersey girls was also aimed at my squirrel, who lives in....Jersey.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
*gasp*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
freudooooooooooo....Sean's a big fan of the Oedipus theory.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:59 am
Weirdooooooo....
Doctor Sigmund Sean - August 30, 2009, 1:48 am
And yet *strokes chin* you put a qvestion marks on ze endz of zat zentence. Verwy interestink, no?
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:42 am
AK...I couldn't agree more. I love MO to death, but I am constantly confused by him. Now that I think of it, I think it's part of the charm for me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:31 am
So now it matters what colour I am?....Shame on you MO....You should be more open minded.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:26 am
MO confuses a lot of people...
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:25 am
To explain something that most people do not know...the only black and white cows are called jersey cows or jersey milk cows. Something along those lines? MO can tell you the whole story. I was a little confused myself. Still not sure right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:03 am
So...I'm a girl and from Jersey?.......It's on MO (you're still cool Nik.)
Nik - August 29, 2009, 7:52 pm
Damn straight!!!
MO - August 29, 2009, 5:28 pm
Jersey girls! Multi talented!!


HAND JOBS - GIRLS LOVE THEM,ASK NAOMI CAMPBELL.


TAGS: naomi diamond hand jobs
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by krazzeeman

agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:51 pm
When did Naomi get married?
thatonechick - August 21, 2010, 12:26 pm
If it makes you feel better, I got it.
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 8:28 pm
I made a mess of this sorry everyone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
Not worth it.....I'm just gonna assume that blood diamonds are the really pretty ones....
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:53 pm
BLOOD DIAMOND is a illegel diamond trade,watch the movie and your understand
DreMagnum - August 20, 2010, 7:35 pm
whats a blod diamond?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:22 pm
All I remember is Leo DiCaprio taking a beating....Just like Gangs of New York......good times..........
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:20 pm
think of blod diamonds
DreMagnum - August 20, 2010, 6:34 pm
i dont get it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 6:26 pm
I thought it was a retrospective on the duality of.....yeah, I got nothin.
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 6:26 pm
Yeah sorry, blood diamonds is spot on RR I should have put that in.
rerun - August 20, 2010, 6:25 pm

best I can tell it has something to do with blood diamonds
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 6:18 pm
Huh? whaaaaa?
rerun - August 20, 2010, 6:17 pm

HUH?
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 6:11 pm
HUH?


DIAMONDS - They're a girl's best friend.




ONCE IN A LIFETIME - IT'S GUARANTEED THAT YOUR PARTNER WILL CALL HEARTS


TAGS: euchre once in a lifetime heart spade club diamond
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Jak

RetiredUSNChief - April 14, 2011, 7:04 pm
Heh! Funny to see those who insist it's NOT Euchre have not checked the tags... :):)
Ace - June 12, 2009, 2:21 am
Are you guys serious...the game is Spades... Wow...
Flea - May 12, 2009, 10:00 pm
Or Diamonds. Then again, if you have that hand, you should bid pretty damn high.
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 1:13 pm
ROYAL FLUSH: You're a jack-off!
LogicDude - September 18, 2008, 3:28 pm
I LOVE Bob Euchre! Best Sportscaster EVER!
Bug - July 25, 2008, 12:15 am
The games been around for a few hundred years, people all over the world will get this joke.
theryman - June 26, 2008, 11:26 pm
I live in Cinci, and we play the best damn euchre game in the country.
Desiree - May 29, 2008, 3:38 am
You guys play Euchre in the northwest? I thought it was just in a VERY limited region of the midwest. Next time I'm in WA, I'm challenging you to an all-night Euchre match :-D
Chance - May 20, 2008, 7:46 pm
...And now one knows what this means unless they live in the Northwest.


Less Than Perfect -




HOSTAGE RESCUE - Hostage YES, Rescue NO! And by the time JIMBO and the boyz, get done with you...




FIND SOME DIAMOND - Fall into Lava


TAGS: minecraft diamond lava
Rating: 1.4/5

More motifakes by Lostrochette

Sho - October 4, 2012, 11:26 am
Creating and/or posting meme's doesn't really "score" high here


Whoever Said -




Gotta love Marilyn Monroe -




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